Uses of the Word “Mistake:” 15  
  Uses of the Word “Mistake” in Reference to Actions on the Part of Grantland
   Writers & Editors: 14  
  Uses of the Word “Mistake” in Reference to the Actions of the Outraged: 1

  Compliments Given to Grantland Writers & Editors: 12  
  Manic Pixie Dreamgirl-Esque Words Used to Describe the Late Dr. V: 5

  Total Sentences: 214
  Sentences Mostly About Dr. V: 9

  Mentions of the Motivations and Feelings of Grantland Writers & Editors: 23
  Mentions of the Mean Things Others Have Done: 17
  Mentions of the Sad Feelings of Grantland Writers & Editors: 9
  Mentions of the Sad Feelings of Dr. V’s Family & Friends: 1
  Mentions of Dr. V’s Feelings, Any Kind: 0

  Instances of “Apolog[y/ize]:” 3
  Instances of “Sorry”: 1
  Instances of the Word “Sorry” Directed at Anyone But Caleb Hannan: 0